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2022.07.10
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haiiqiing✎
haiiqiing游荡在德国, 认真学习新技能中🎸🔨
Wandering around Germany and is serious about picking up new skills 🎸🔨
👰♀️逃跑新娘指南🧭：
1. 有一个即将发生且你不想要的婚礼（非常重要）💒； 2. 为了戏剧效果，建议从婚礼仪式现场直接逃跑； 3. 提前规划好婚礼当天逃跑路线，必要的时候提前预定好出租车🚕，机票✈️甚至是宇宙飞船🛸； 4. 偷偷换上运动鞋👟，以便迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势地迅速跑出礼堂🏃♀️； 5. 为了避免冷场，提前录好一封给在场朋友和家长的解释信✉️（实在没有就算了）； 6. 一个你可能从未爱过或可能从未爱过你的丈夫（不是很关键）🐷； 7. 在途中某处准备好替换衣服，全程穿婚纱会大大降低逃跑速度； 8. 噢，在换下衣服之前记得拍照留念📷； 9. 取回你早已存放在某处的很多钱（或一些钱？），身份证，护照和行李🧳； 10. 挥手道别吧👋； 11. 多年后你可能会遇到另一个混蛋，回到第一条，这次记得做得更好❤️； 11. 你可能还会继续逃，逃去另一个城市，逃去另一个国家，逃去另一个星球🪐； 12. 记得，妈妈爱你🚀
💡提示：请只在没有走投无路选择的情况下才选择逃跑。这个决定可能会对您的生活产生永久的不可逆影响。祝您生活愉快！💕
👰♀️Guide for Runaway Brides🧭:
- There is an upcoming wedding that you don’t want to take part in (this is crucial) 💒 ;
- For dramatic effect, consider running straight away from the wedding ceremony;
- Plan your escape route in advance: Book a taxi 🚕, a plane ticket ✈️, even spaceship 🛸 if necessary;
- Change into a pair of sneakers discreetly, so that you could storm out of the wedding hall in a flash 🏃♀️;
- To avoid any awkward silence, prepare a letter-of-explanation for your friends and parents in attendance ✉️(if possible);
- A husband whom you may have never loved or who may have never loved you (this is not as crucial) 🐷;
- Prepare a change of clothes along the way; running in a wedding dress will significantly slow down your escape;
- Oh, remember to take a photo of yourself before you change 📷;
- Retrieve a considerable amount (or any amount?) of money you’ve stashed away, along with your ID, passport, and luggage 🧳;
- Now, wave goodbye 👋;
- Years later, you may meet another asshole—return to the first step and remember do it better this time around ❤️;
- Your may continue to run away, to another city, another country, even another planet 🪐;
- Remember, your mom loves you 🚀.
💡 Pro tip: Please consider escape only as a last resort when all other options have been exhausted. This decision could have permanent and irreversible effects on your life. Wishing you a happy and fulfilling life! 💕