2022.06.10
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cleo+一子✎
cleo+Yi Licleo和一子现在肚子都饿了,但ta们住在柏林的南北两端
Cleo and Yi Li are both hungry, but they live on the south and north ends of Berlin
“汪汪汪,汪汪汪汪,woof woof,woof woof。咦,我的手怎么变成了爪子。” “哇好可爱的一只狗,你在叫什么呢?汪汪汪!真可爱” “糟糕,我只是觉得我好像应该这么叫,我忘了我想说什么,我大概什么都没说。但是,你为什么用‘可爱’来形容我?” “汪汪汪,你想要什么呢?是饿了吗?还是想要出去玩?” “我不饿也没有想要出去玩。刚才没有在想这些,但现在可能又想出去玩了。喂!但是我在问你话呢。你听不见我说话吗?我在跟你说话呢。” “汪汪汪,那我们出去溜达一圈?” “嗷呜,你怎么不回答我呢。还有,你是谁呢?但,好啊好啊!我们现在是要一起出去玩了吗?” “嘘,我们出门了你要是一直叫邻居会有意见的。” “啊,好的好的,我不叫,我不叫。邻居,嗯邻居,他们又是谁呢,他们会因为我叫就不喜欢我吗。但是,但是,我没有在叫啊,我只是,想跟你说话呢。” “嘘,你再叫我就不能带你出门了!” “哎呀,哎呀,我没有,我没有叫。不要啊,我想跟你一起出去玩呢。” “这里有一根树枝,我扔出去你捡回来,你是不是会很喜欢?” “树枝,树枝。我为什么要喜欢捡,树枝回来…你,是你喜欢吗?” “汪汪,去捡吧!” “为什么你要把树枝丢那边去,再让我跑过去捡回来呢?这是要做什么呢。但,是我要跑去捡…你,你才愿意跟我玩吗?” “咦?你不去捡吗?我看其他的狗都喜欢这样。要不我们还是回家吧。” “但我,好像不喜欢吧,我应该,要喜欢吗?回,回家,我还不想回家。但,你说我们回家,那你跟我是会住在一个家吗?那,我是你的家人了吧!嘿,开心呢,那你是不是会一直陪我玩了?那,那要不我还是去捡一下吧,这样你是不是也会开心呢?我们再在外面待一会吧,好不好?”
“哇真的捡回来了!真聪明!来,我再扔一次。”
“Woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof. 汪汪,汪汪。Yow! Why did my hands turn into paws?”
“Aww, what a cute puppy. What are you barking at? Woof woof! So cute.”
“Oh no, I just felt like I should bark like that. I forgot what I wanted to say. But I probably didn’t say anything at all… and why did you use ‘cute’ to describe me?”
“Woof woof woof, what’s up? Are you hungry? Do you want to go outside and play?”
“I was not hungry and I didn’t want to go out. I was not thinking about that a moment ago, but maybe now I do want to go play. Hey! I’m asking you a question here. Can’t you hear me? I’m talking to you.”
“Woof woof, how about we go for a walk?” “Awoo, why aren’t you answering me? And, who are you anyway? But—alright then! Are we going out to play now?” “Shh, the neighbors will be annoyed if you keep barking when we go out.” “Ah, okay, okay, I won’t bark, I won’t. The neighbors, hm, neighbors, who are they then? Will they dislike me just because I bark? And I wasn’t barking at all. I just really want to talk to you.” “Shh, we are not gonna go out if you bark again!”
“Yikes, I was not. I was not barking. Please don’t, I want to go out and play with you.” “I’ve got a stick here. How about we play fetch with this stick, do you like that?” “A stick, a stick. Why should I like fetching a stick … Is it you who likes that? ” “Woof woof, go fetch it now!” “Why did you throw the stick all the way over there and ask me to run and get it? However … is it only if I fetch the stick that you will be willing to play with me?” “Huh? You don’t want to fetch it? I thought all the other dogs love this. Maybe we should go back home now.” “I, I don’t seem to like it. Should I actually like it? Home, go home, I don’t want to go home yet. But you said going home, does it mean we live in the same home? So, I am your family now! Woo, that makes me happy! Does it mean you’ll always be my playmate? Hmm, maybe I should go fetch that stick. Will that make you happy, too? Can we stay outside for a bit longer, please? ”
“Woah, you actually did it! Smart boy. Here, let me throw it again.”